Miscellaneous: Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA...

By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, at college, I found a lanyard with some keys and a YMCA member's card attached. Hoping to find contact details, I googled the name on the back of the card, just in time for him to return and see me looking through his Facebook profile like some kind of stalker. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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By PeppermintPenny - 10/08/2017 20:00

Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML

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Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 16:30 - Sweden

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

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By Klepto - 15/11/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML

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Cheeky sod

By what - 11/06/2015 22:46 - United States - Livermore

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

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Too late

By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 07:00 - Canada - Moncton

Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML

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Prolusive 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:38

Your heart was in the right place, just have fun explaining it :)

jillianmathers12 13

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:40

Just explain it to him I am sure he will understand!

Comments

thissucksfmll 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:54

Just be like, uhh me no habla English.

My_Nightmare 19

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:11

fail

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:19

Uhh, Lisa no en casa. (Reference, anyone? Anyone?)

RebekahBrooke 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:55

oh god. let it be lost next time. o.o

nitram0606 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:42

You are so dumb...

Alex94xela 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 8:00

Who cares she's purty O.o -stares awkwardly-

eurekaroy 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 5:56

Just explain, if he doesn't appreciate that you were going to be a good person then he didn't deserve you finding his keys.

leadman1989 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:04

Op remember to bring lots of snacks and dress warmly when you're staking out outside his bedroom window. And the, if you can't see them they can't see you rule, is utter crap.

perdix 29

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:08

Well, you are stalking him. At least you have the thinly-veiled pretense of stalking him to return his keys. Otherwise, you'd just be a creepy predator gawking at you luscious prey, watching him do naked Zumba moves in his window.

nitram0606 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 7:45

Trying too hard on this one.

laceyanneman 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 9:14

Haha totally

Jazzalyn 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 6:49

Did he actually say that? About the stalker thing? Because technically - if he doesn't want people looking at his profile, he should make it private. You were just trying to do the right thing. Though - next time I would suggest handing it into security or something.