Kids: Today, I walked into a bathroom to find a dad telling his kids... - FML

By Whatthe - 18/04/2017 20:00

Today, I walked into a bathroom to find a dad telling his kids not play with the pee in the urinals. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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New urinal

By fml9124 - 21/12/2019 05:00

Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 08:01

Today, I went into the bathroom only to discover my dad on the pot. “Oh, sorry”, I say and turn to leave. His reply, “Oh I don’t mind. Just having a shit here.” FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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So pissed

By soaked - 25/02/2013 19:16 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 18 April 2017 20:03

You should stick around for his next lecture: "Yes, It's Called a Urinal Cake, but Don't Eat It." The PowerPoint slideshow alone is worth it!

cacheson 41

Tuesday 18 April 2017 20:01

Come on, every kid loves puddles!!

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cacheson 41

Tuesday 18 April 2017 20:01

Come on, every kid loves puddles!!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 18 April 2017 20:03

You should stick around for his next lecture: "Yes, It's Called a Urinal Cake, but Don't Eat It." The PowerPoint slideshow alone is worth it!

awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 18 April 2017 20:14

I wish kids were built in with common sense.

Razell 13

Wednesday 19 April 2017 1:20

Eh. Really young kids are like space aliens that just dropped onto the planet. You have to teach them <i>everything</i>.

Emilia Rogers 3

Tuesday 18 April 2017 20:16

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

danieleinad 8

Tuesday 18 April 2017 21:04

isnt that normal

danieleinad 8

Tuesday 18 April 2017 21:04

isnt that normal

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 18 April 2017 21:19

Were these guys playing in the puddles?

species4872 19

Tuesday 18 April 2017 22:18

Sounds fair enough.

GIJoefan 6

Tuesday 18 April 2017 23:41

Must be that type of urinal that holds water like a toilet does, and everything drains, but ONLY when flushed. Which it isn't 90% of the time. I hate that type of urinal and whoever invented it should be shot!

Alexandria79 22

Wednesday 19 April 2017 1:37

more of an FML for the dad lol

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