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By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

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By wtf - 24/10/2011 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

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You deserved it 4 959

By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By PatientlyDying - 15/06/2015 23:07 - United States - Plano

Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML

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You deserved it 2 785

By fuck you, dad - 27/09/2012 18:36 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I was eating out at a restaurant with my family. My dad had drained most of our bottle of wine, so thinking he'd be a little less uptight than usual, I reached over to pour myself some. He swatted my hand away and started yelling at me for being a "degenerate drunk". FML

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You deserved it 6 314

By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I have a very serious drinking problem and that I need to go to rehab because I can't stop on my own. He told me that I just need to make new friends and suggested I join a sorority. FML

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You deserved it 6 514

By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

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You deserved it 39 907

By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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You deserved it 3 254

By srs - 11/08/2018 20:30

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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You deserved it 2 999

By Acidic Donut - 30/06/2013 23:48 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML

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You deserved it 8 951

Skulll 13

Monday 8 August 2011 12:04

Your parents are abit over the top...

Jacobt24 19

Monday 8 August 2011 12:05

so I take it you're under 21?

Comments

cynthiahe 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:55

You should've said that you thought it was apple juice.

livinproof 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:23

mine was water XD

gagaman_fml 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:24

Amy Winehouse is all I'm going to say!!!

1966mustanggt350 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:54

haha, fyl bro. i would not want parents like that.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 9 August 2011 9:46

Wait a minute? "we" decided? "my" best interests? well, how do you know what "my" best interest is? They put me in an institution, they said it was the only solution for me to get the professional help to protect me from the enemy myself. ...doesn't matter, I'll probably just get hit by a car anyway.... /old school punk

Haidee 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:08

Wow. Your parents are something!

decidedlyvague 11

Tuesday 9 August 2011 10:51

tell em you'll take em down for child abuse. that'll teach em! oh wait... how old are we talkin? oh... really...? well.. shit. FYL OP. get drunk, that'll teach em!