Fuzzy logic

By Lisa - 22/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML
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FluffythePink 21

Some 'Christians' really are the nastiest of people. Even as an Atheist, I find it hilarious that they actually think they're going to heaven... You either practice what Jesus preached (patience, tolerance, compassion, understanding, mercy and generally loving thy neighbour regardless of who, what or why they are) or you don't go through the pearly gates. I imagine a lot of VERY surprised 'christians' finding themselves in front of Old Nick and throwing a Karen fit about it, right up until the pitchforks start poking... 😂

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Exactly. Jesus would be so saddened by their behaviour. He never preached judgement like that.

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FluffythePink 21

Some 'Christians' really are the nastiest of people. Even as an Atheist, I find it hilarious that they actually think they're going to heaven... You either practice what Jesus preached (patience, tolerance, compassion, understanding, mercy and generally loving thy neighbour regardless of who, what or why they are) or you don't go through the pearly gates. I imagine a lot of VERY surprised 'christians' finding themselves in front of Old Nick and throwing a Karen fit about it, right up until the pitchforks start poking... 😂

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Exactly. Jesus would be so saddened by their behaviour. He never preached judgement like that.

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d j mom 8

they called you a ***** because you wouldn't take their pamphlets.

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tiptoppc 19

Sounds like the ****** are upset as they try to pass out their religion like priests pass around alter boys

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

That's assault. Report them and let them try to convert people in jail.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I swear to God (pardon the pun), religious people can be some of the biggest hypocrites on the planet. I have nothing against religion, but when people parade around acting like they're better than everyone else because they go to church every Sunday and do "God's work," it really grinds my gears.

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