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By Anonymous - 12/05/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 25 and still a virgin. At this point I'm not sure to feel embarrassed or proud. Imagine being 25 and not know what the fuck you are doing in the bedroom. I don't know who it would be more awkward for, me or them. Maybe I'll just avoid human interaction all together. FML

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By LonelyGrl98 - 15/04/2024 11:00 - United States - Yuba City

Today, I realized how fucked I am (not). I'm a 26 year-old virgin waiting for love. No guy my age wants someone inexperienced. The older I get, the more ridiculous I feel. I masturbate way more often than I should and it's like my body is screaming for intimacy. I don't know WTF to do. Maybe I'll be the next 40 year-old virgin. FML

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Late bloomer

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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Ace in the hole

By anna - 15/05/2021 07:58

Today, I learned that it is not normal to have absolutely zero desire for sex. I’m well into my 20s and not a virgin. FML

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Waiting for that special someone

By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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Bad sex ed

By Sex ed instructor, fuck me - 18/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was ready to have sex with my new boyfriend. Turns out he's a 30 year-old virgin who doesn't know shit. He couldn't find my vagina and was just humping my crotch, then when he finally got it in it was 5 pumps, a squirt and done. He thinks he did a good job. Now I have to teach him how to do it properly. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 15:01 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I still can't talk to cute girls my age without getting tics. I'm over 30, a lesbian, and technically still a virgin. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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UsernameNotRandom 10

Monday 13 May 2024 11:31

The right person won't judge you for your inexperience, and will accept you for who you are and enjoy that they have a fresh mind to teach. Anyone who judges isn't worth it. Sure you could use tinder to just go "have it" but when you get judged in there it can make you feel worse about yourself. Your choice, but once you find the right person all you have is great sex. Wrong people can usually be shit sex.

cpguru24 17

Monday 13 May 2024 21:01

Yo! Its not a big deal. Just be up front about it. I am sure whomever it is will understand.

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Justkidding100 41

Sunday 12 May 2024 21:33

watch some **** (homemade helps) and copy what they do and just go get laid. it's honestly pretty easy to have sex and it only gets easier

Yudith 24

Monday 13 May 2024 18:40

Beware with the ****; 99% of the time, it's tailored to make the weewee up, not to teach you how to interact with a real person. I'd suggest a sexologist if you have the money, and Christian dating sites to find women as new to the scene as you are. Don't forget to experiment and listen to your partner!

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 12 May 2024 22:42

If it's of any consolation, I'm 35 and still a virgin, and I haven't been with a woman or had a girlfriend since my ex fiance broke up about 12 years ago, so you're not completely alone in this shitty situation.

Brightside86 30

Monday 13 May 2024 7:14

I doubt that a lack of sex experience will hinder your dating marketability. Though you'll probably want to explain where you're coming from if sex is off the table for an extended time past the usual 3 to 5 dates.