By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 07:57 - United States - Houston

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Today, at dinner, my downstairs neighbors described how they can hear most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew that it's not my phone that's vibrating at that time. FML
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MRP360 14

Nothing wrong in using a nosehair trimmer.

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DocBastard 38

I have two suggestions for you. Feel free to use either one: 1) Buy a very thick rug 2) Use a ***** instead of a vibrator. You're welcome.

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doctorhook86 24

#12: Yeah, her non-vibrating toys are jealous they've been replaced.

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Theglc20 27

I bet that left you buzzing with embarrassment

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PenguinBitch 43

It's the vibration from the game controller right?.....right?!

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doctorhook86 24

#18: OP is old-school; she can't get enough of her N64 with Rumble Pack.

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lovely_mess3 15

Oh sweetness you're so wrong. I ********** more than most men I know. Hell, I should get stock in batteries.

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riffehunter 16

@46, actually we have two emotions: hungry and horny.

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lovely_mess3 15

So if he doesn't have a boner make the poor guy a sandwich.

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ChristinePi 36

#61 I was being sarcastic. I was stereotyping/generalizing like they did.

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sturschaedel 27

56, do your wallet and the environment a favor and invest in rechargable batteries.

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rainbowdonnareed 18

That was there polite way of saying um please be quieter! Get a shower head it gets ya clean and dirty....now ya need a shower radio! Question roommates or family?

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hume 18

Use a ***** instead. You're welcome.

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ilovesoccer1610 31

Great advice, except Doc already commented basically the same exact thing

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UhHuhHoney 20

This reminds me of the time when I had an upstairs neighbor. I slept on an air mattress during that time and that shit would always deflate during the night & I would constantly inflate it with the loud ass machine it came with. I hope my neighbor didn't think I had a loud ass vibrator lololol

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pjsr 32

What great neighbors - that was a very diplomatic way of letting you know to keep your private time more private.

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