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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
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cadillacgal79 32

At least she's comfortable enough with you to do that.

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Ltsdragons 19

I always think my phone is vibrating and someone decides to text me. Turns out my imagination can be an asshole sometimes

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Ki11erC 18

@68 Not sure what's worse, you know niki minajs farts or this persons gf, stalker much lol

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zaynakins 11

probably doesnt smell like love, though

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ANiceMexicanCop 7

Because nothing says "I love you" more than "here, hold my fart".

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madridista14 8

"Love is in the air"

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NellieeNell 18

Love at first fart

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HairIsEverything 15

Why is #34 getting downvoted? "Silent but deadly" is the hilarious, old, common saying I always remember hearing/using. Never heard "Silent but violent". But I guess that makes it more catchy and orginal.... Oh... I think I get it now.

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MrConcise 34

I don't think "silent but deadly" was ever hilarious.

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shessohighh 10

Silent but deadly is the old phrase.. also called SBDs. As in, "Dude your girlfriend lets out some sick SBDs." Silent but violent is definitely more fun.

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dgameseeker 12

If his girlfriend wasn't a human being this would probably be an FML for completely different reasons..

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silvercamaro 22

Aren't you kind of contradicting yourself by putting FYL at the end of the comment? Like "your girlfriend is human so your life sucks" i don't know I could be wrong

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Chelsea_bella 20

#48 - It was sarcasm

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mete_orito 34

I would say : Love is in the air! Poo is in her underwear!! #15.

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qnmt 9

TIL this "love" thing is made of oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane ... and smells like indole, skatole and ammonia. :)

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gurbism 16

Been there OP, stay strong. On the bright side, you seem to have a girlfriend that feels very comfortable with you. So there's that.

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mete_orito 34

How did you figure it out? Smell perhaps?

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Lebeaugars95 20

Attentive reading is key..

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