By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 09:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML
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afdude87 6

haha wonder how long you've lived there...

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Ranimal 12

What gave you the idea that it was sound proof? The lack of complaints? Maybe the yawn was a sign that you need to spice up the vibrator show, just saying.

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ZingDooper 0

Lame? I don't get it... not much of an FML

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Hide_Yo_Kids 0

the OPs "soundproof" apartment obviously dsnt work since he can hear a neighbor yawning

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afdude87 6

haha wonder how long you've lived there...

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boyguydudemalema 0

prolly 2 days since she didn't notice it the nights b4, or that was one hell of a yawn.

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dudeitsdanny 9

^ So from the ipod touch, the "More FMLs" overlap onto your comment, and it looks like you said "yawnwhich" It made me think of "yawnwich"... I don't know where I'm going with this anymore.. But i'm not stoned.

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AmeenWhoElse 0

Thats cuz he prolly wasnt next door he snuck in to watch her use the vibrator

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zakkyzebra 11

45, dude why not XD

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Kingdutch 3

45, I think you're looking for sandwich! :D

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pvthill 0

I hope ur a girl op using vibrator

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BWill9014 4

78 you see there is this thing called a gender icon which FML provides for us at the top of the FML... you should look at those maybe

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leishababyx 0

Hahahahahha :L OMG !

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13Lina97 0

desperate up there^

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TallMist 32

#78 Why do you care if they were female or not anyways? There are guys that enjoy that.

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cassey419 0

so much for sound proof

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IronZombie 0

ur neighbor probably enjoyed it op. unless your fat..

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zebramebra926 0

haha have fun next time you see your neighbor

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imcutefml 0

i wish i lived next door

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GTmustang07 0

You wish you were next door listening to a girl using a vibrator? dude you need to get laid.

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TwitchingNebula 17

You are a **** for taking your picture like that.

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muchagente 5

you can't blame him for getting bored if you stay silent for the night.

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Alanah101 0

Lol. I second that #8.

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Ranimal 12

What gave you the idea that it was sound proof? The lack of complaints? Maybe the yawn was a sign that you need to spice up the vibrator show, just saying.

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knibbsy 4

YDI for putting on a horrible performance. If you could sing, make semi-interesting conversation, and not sound like a zombie in menopause while diddling yourself, you would have heard *fapfapfapfap* instead of a yawn.

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Buchitoo 4

Lmao!!! I wonder how a zombie in menopause would sound!!!!!

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Princessdani16 0

Lmao you sir are hilarious!!

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svar91 0

lol laughed so hard at this

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