Miscellaneous: Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year...

By nicoreal89 - 25/11/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

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Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 14:22 - United States

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

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By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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By Dad - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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By Garchomp - 09/07/2013 02:08 - United States - Dodge City

Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML

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A good thing? Really?

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 12:00

Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML

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uprising_fml 0

Friday 25 November 2011 16:11

what a badass . at least you avenged your kid .

Irishxoxo 2

Friday 25 November 2011 16:12

At least you tried to defend your daughter.

Comments

iMagzzzy 0

Friday 25 November 2011 18:34

If anyone ever touched my kid I'd beat the shit out of them.

DuckyDave 6

Friday 25 November 2011 18:34

Omg I'm so sorry!!!

DontClickOnMe 28

Friday 25 November 2011 18:36

I hope he got banned too.. Poor kid.

samcrump 1

Friday 25 November 2011 18:39

I'm sorry but you deserve it who brings their child out on black Friday?!

miZscrZee 0

Friday 25 November 2011 18:41

First of all-- WHY THE **** U TAKING UR LITTLE GIRL TO BLACK FRIDAY??? Second-- poor baby, hope she's okay..u should of been the one who got hit for being a DUMBASS taking her to dangerous places!!

DreaKnoxville13 0

Friday 25 November 2011 18:42

that's good you punched the dude,but its not fair that your banned from Best Buy :p

metallicshadow 16

Friday 25 November 2011 18:43

that sucks man, so many savages out there on black friday. but at the same time you should know better than to take such a young child with you. I'm not saying this because I dont like kids, but I really find it annoying when i'm in a big crowd (that's bad enough) and there's little kids running all over the place and/or blocking the way.

deefan101 11

Friday 25 November 2011 18:53

I would sue... That's a legit lawsuit

Bebbo_fml 21

Friday 25 November 2011 18:59

I would send a formal complaint to best buy asking why the other guy wasn't banned for injuring a small child. But op you really are an idiot, as is any parent who brings their kids into such an aggressive environment. Either find a babysitter or do your shopping online.