By leenibeani4 - 08/03/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, at the eye doctor, they asked for my birth date for the files. My dad answered quickly, "May 28, 1994." It was embarrassing to have to correct him with "April 19, 1993." Who's May 28? Way to go dad. FML
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jennjennsofly 7

aha family love... maybe it was your secret sibling they have yet to tell you...0_o

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accnrh 0

the point of this isn't that he forgot the OPs birthday, but that he may have another sibling unknown to him, leading to the possibility that the OPs father is living a double life

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ziatenaj 9

Hey April 19 is my birthday!

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ninja_granny 0

o didn't want to n'e the one to tell u but u have a sister who lives in the basement,,, that's why ur not allowed up there!! sorry

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1000mexicans 5

isn't the basement downstairs? if she was "up there" she'd be in the attic...

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CondomSense 4

maybe that's your real birthdate

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littlesunshine_fml 9

yeah..dads always forget ..

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happyFace12 0

big deal. my dad spelled my name wrong for the census. and at my doctors appointment he had to ask me when my bday was. GET OVER IT. I mean seriously my dad doesn't even call me by the right name sometimes. he has three daughters. just deal with it not an fml

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chris528 0

dude that's my exact bday o.O

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pippymiskers 4

my birthday is 3/4/97

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