Deception

By Anonymous - 16/05/2024 23:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML
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Hangryko 29

Sounds like they were hiding their premarital hanky panky from everyone, including you.

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wrecklesswfire 3

I can not understand why anyone would do that

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wrecklesswfire 3

I can not understand why anyone would do that

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Hangryko 29

Sounds like they were hiding their premarital hanky panky from everyone, including you.

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BloodyButUnbowed 28

In 2024? Where do they live, some religious compound?

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Damama 10

I'm sorry..I don't understand why thou?

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Thaylok 17

As a parent, there is no way I would forget when any of my kids were born. use the date stamps from the oldest pict, especially if it shows you the day of birth, and request your certificate. use your grandparents to help if needed. They MUST provide a BC in order to register for schools and get an official ID (DL, passport...). Dont buy that they forgot when you were born.

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