Kids: Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year...

By Abby_gummibear - 19/03/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

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By babysitter - 26/03/2009 03:45 - United States

Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By AFH2O - 14/07/2014 23:04 - United States - Visalia

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

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By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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Stop that now

By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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Cheers

By peace out - 05/03/2013 20:19 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 04:35 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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mmmskittles 3

Saturday 19 March 2011 22:34

kids are so perceptive these days...

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 19 March 2011 22:37

Aww, how cute!(:

Comments

RyanMacVey 17

Saturday 19 March 2011 23:10

grrr how long do i have to wait for this thing to show my FMLs ???

kennababy 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 23:16

I know me to! they haven't put one of mine online yet :/

RyanMacVey 17

Saturday 19 March 2011 23:18

I only signed up today.. but I tried to post 2 already and i aint patient enough to wait :I

kennababy 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 23:19

haha yeah I've tried posting like 5 this week and they're not up yet

RyanMacVey 17

Saturday 19 March 2011 23:22

ugh it fukking sucks.. I think im gonna go back to youtube lol

illmatic2 16

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:02

It's because your FMLs suck. That or they probably aren't even true. Some people have submitted more than 50, and still haven't gotten any approved.

sandyyBabi 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:08

I know the feelin

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:08

mines were true... well one of them was... it was pretty crap though... shit a guess yer right

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:10

Read the FAQ.

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:12

wtf is that and where do a find it???

Sirin_fml 46

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:24

You don't submit an FML and have it eventually posted, gayboy. If the other users like it and we decide it's better than the thousands of other submissions, then we'll post it. And please, no posting your FMLs in the comments section; we just published one of yours anyway.