Health and School: Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make...

By What did I do wrong? - 04/09/2018 18:30 - United States - Manhattan

Today at university, I saw a girl on crutches struggling to make it up the stairs to the dining center. Feeling sympathetic, I politely offered to help her with her bags, and she declined. By declined, I mean she maced me. FML

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By a hex upon your anus, sir - 25/05/2013 16:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML

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By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By t2t2sync - 03/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By gooddeedgonebad - 26/05/2013 09:19 - Australia - Upper Swan

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

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By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 5 September 2018 1:46

Umm that's assault I hope ya tripped the bitch she deserved it 🙄😐😕😈

tounces7 27

Wednesday 5 September 2018 2:01

I'm mostly curious how she managed to mace you while going up stairs and using crutches. I mean that sounds like some real talent there.

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 5 September 2018 1:46

Umm that's assault I hope ya tripped the bitch she deserved it 🙄😐😕😈

tounces7 27

Wednesday 5 September 2018 2:01

I'm mostly curious how she managed to mace you while going up stairs and using crutches. I mean that sounds like some real talent there.

Boyufd 24

Wednesday 5 September 2018 2:43

It’s a college, ya know where those “everything is rape” nut jobs are.

DraftHail614 17

Wednesday 5 September 2018 8:34

Pretty much. Don't help women or else they'll accuse you some stupid shit that everyone will believe.

Tony Friddle 11

Wednesday 5 September 2018 3:18

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

awildwhisper 30

Wednesday 5 September 2018 4:52

So....is the background story that you're the guy that put her in the crutches in the first place as a failed ploy to get her to "fall" for you ;p ? In all seriousness though I hope you reported this to campus police.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 5 September 2018 5:16

Is that what the cool kids are calling purse-snatching these days? Shame on you for trying to rob a cripple! (Or differently-abled American, as the whippersnappers say.)