Intimacy: Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried...

By khaelian - 08/12/2010 11:47

Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML

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Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By whyyjustwhy - 09/08/2013 17:23 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 20:02

Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML

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By textfail - 28/02/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

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By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML

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By rachele321 - 20/08/2019 02:00

Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my stepfather's new phone. FML

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canadian_ftw 8

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:51

you couldn't just look through their contacts instead..?

Shorty_Shaza 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:53

Why do some guys always take pictures of their penis?

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:01

If you weren't such a prude you would be able to recognize a customer by his penis.

machiko_fml 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:02

Just wait till they come to claim it. You'll know who they are and what their penis looks like.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 8 December 2010 21:02

cust: hello? I think I lost my phone here. Can you check to see if anyone has returned it? OP: erm...., can you describe it? cust: Sure. It is a red Motorolla Droid 2 phone... OP: I meant the penis. Can you describe the penis? cust:erm...., I'm a woman. OP: Sorry, the phone must not be yours.

ajfraser 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 7:35

lol

xShannonxSammyx 7

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:05

You could have turned it into the lost and found, or police.

unidentified_sta 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:05

Must be the guy from a few FMLs back... Don't judge, he was just sending it to his girlfriend.

carmenvolkers 1

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:06

YDI for looking at photo's at someone else's phone. did you never learn that that's private?

Lulu714 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:10

must be a bloke! haha

Shorty_Shaza 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 19:10

OP was just trying to be a good person so the first thing that may have popped up in his head was to look through the photos and get some clues. Looking through the contacts may have been a better idea but he was just trying to help. So I don't understand how some people are saying YDI.