Intimacy: Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried...

By khaelian - 08/12/2010 11:47

Today, at work, a customer left their cell phone behind. I tried to see if there were any pictures so that I could identify them. No, I still don't know what they look like, but I have seen their penis. FML

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By bob - 11/08/2011 12:56 - United States

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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By whyyjustwhy - 09/08/2013 17:23 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, I copied some files to my phone while borrowing my grandfather's laptop. As I selectively deleted the files from the recycle bin, I noticed some pictures, and ended up seeing way more than I wanted to of his erect penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 20:02

Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML

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By textfail - 28/02/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

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By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML

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Don't send dickpics (unless requested)

By rachele321 - 20/08/2019 02:00

Today, some guy sent a dickpic to my phone. I was disgusted, and wanted to find out who did it. I called the police, and they matched the number to my stepfather's new phone. FML

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canadian_ftw 8

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:51

you couldn't just look through their contacts instead..?

Shorty_Shaza 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 18:53

Why do some guys always take pictures of their penis?

Comments

p33dmypant5 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:18

sleep around till you recognize it

ryanriola 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:30

i think you wanted to see it.

slap_u_much 6

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:33

call their home contact next time so u wont get scarred for life again

slap_u_much 6

Thursday 9 December 2010 10:37

or send that pic to their mom lol

hrlz001 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 12:07

i don't think i even have a picture of myself on my phone....and def not a pic of my ****

Obelia 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 13:07

lol I'd actually call this a win!

babez11 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 14:01

hubba hubba can u send me some of thoses pikz please!!!!!

EvilDave 13

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:16

The single possessive male pronoun is "HIS" not "THEIR".

EvilDave 13

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:29

@83 No. "Their" is the possessive case of the word "they". "They" is the plural pronoun for "he", "she", and "it". The (incorrect) habit of using "they" as a gender neutral singular pronoun comes from Political Correctness and attempting to avoid annoying the feministas who fly off the handle at the use of the masculine pronoun. It is not archaic, nor is it correct.