Work and Kids: Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy...

By mala_19 - 12/06/2017 14:00 - Sweden

Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML

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By Char - 24/09/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Gravesend

Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML

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You deserved it 278

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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Stuck

By muddygal - 25/06/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

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Evil

By Courts - 28/02/2017 21:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I had a shift as a carer in a high-rise disability home, and working with a lady whom was once a midwife. She had a toy baby, and was rocking it. When I asked her what she was going to do what the baby so she could come to lunch, she casually threw the baby off the balcony and shrugged. FML

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Little git

By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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You deserved it 7 301

By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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You deserved it 59 948

Slippery slope

By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML

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You deserved it 209

It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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You deserved it 187

Cum hoc ergo propter hoc

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML

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You deserved it 159

RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 June 2017 16:44

Yes. My story is exactly the same as yours, except I'm a dude.

Tarlachia 33

Monday 12 June 2017 14:38

Man, they'll recruit anyone for the Decepticons, won't they?

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Tarlachia 33

Monday 12 June 2017 14:38

Man, they'll recruit anyone for the Decepticons, won't they?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 June 2017 16:01

We break, we cry. You break, you buy.

Bella Lee 3

Monday 12 June 2017 19:01

Hahaha.goodjob

Cali 54

Monday 12 June 2017 16:05

Yikes. I got stuck in a dress once while shopping but managed to wiggle my way out. Any of you guys have a better story?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 12 June 2017 16:44

Yes. My story is exactly the same as yours, except I'm a dude.

Glowworm56 26

Monday 12 June 2017 17:20

Please tell me it was one of those Little Tikes Cozy Coupes!

LEbleuDESreves 10

Monday 12 June 2017 21:26

Not being an adultes yet, she still has the right to act like a kid. A luxury we do not allow ourselves to do once fully grown up ...

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Today, my daughter's guinea pig got stuck behind the wardrobe, squeaking its head off. I tried pulling the wardrobe towards me to free him, but couldn't take the weight of it all, so it fell over, smashing the TV. The guinea pig is fine. FML

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Same thing different taste

FREAKOUT!

Stuck

Evil

Little git

Slippery slope

It's always in the most obvious place

Cum hoc ergo propter hoc

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