Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was blowing his nose when out of nowhere...

By Lap - 12/06/2017 17:19 - France - Paris

Today, my boyfriend was blowing his nose when out of nowhere he started laughing and said, “hey, my nose is exactly like you in bed, I have to finish if off with my finger to get the job done.” FML

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wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 8:20

at least he does something to get the job done, other guys just get up leave

Jeremy Phillips 18

Friday 5 October 2018 8:18

Nothing on you there OP just his inrptitude

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wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 8:20

at least he does something to get the job done, other guys just get up leave

Jeremy Phillips 18

Friday 5 October 2018 8:18

Nothing on you there OP just his inrptitude

Talented73 54

Friday 19 March 2021 15:53

Hopefully, not the same finger....

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