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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
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Top comments

Luckster 0

wow.... how much of assholes can people be? It's not like you can control your own bodily functions. Maybe they should have just closed the vents.

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allmidnighteyes 10

It's like... it's like your asshole is Mt. Vesuvius and the poor toilet is Pompeii and all of its unsuspecting residents.

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Comments

blastvortex 3

I was about to click FYL when I realized that this actually says something rather telling about your physical state (i.e. since you're ill) and perhaps your dietary habits as well. Had you taken better care of your body, that might not have happened. =/ It sure does suck to be/get sick at work though.

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FinnGirl12 2

Hot chicks don't poop? Either you're kidding or you need to be smacked across the face.

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Phil_McCracken 0

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is trying to do it discretely in a public restroom.

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initiatetheplans 0

Wow. Not one person can spell 'DIARRHEA'. It's diarrhoea. See! I can be picky for no reason too.

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Moonpaper 0

It can be spelled either way, dipwad.

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_jdreaming 0

rflmfao! Damn! That is embarrassing

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

@ blastvortex: WTF?! Health nuts, fitness freaks, vegans, Olympiads AND fatass slobs can all get diarrhea. Way to be a judgemental prick. Illness is not always your own fault.

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kukopia 0

It wouldn't be so bad if you'd went to the bathroom instead of sitting at your desk...

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Jullmer 0

Sorry to hear about your explosive diarrhea, hope you can get your shit together.

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klpryde 0

♪ When you're climbing up a tree and it trickles down your knee... Diarrhea! Diarrhea♪

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Get them to forward you the e-mail, and promptly copy and paste here in the comments section so we can all have another laugh at your misfortunes.

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perdix 29

I got it, Witchcraft! Here it is: Hey, gang, Nancy has explosive diarrhea! Pass it on (the note, not explosive diarrhea.) I thought someone was practicing the trombone - Jim. Sounded like mortar fire - Mike. I thought someone had put a dead rat in my desk drawer. . . again - Mary Now, I know why Nancy was talking loudly about Karen's explosive diarrhea, even though she is on vacation. - Kimberly I wonder if Nancy likes it up there, Bow-chicka-wow-wow! - (name withheld by request)

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