Work: Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, at work, I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around, describing people's reactions in detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 18:11 - United States

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Today, I was working at my desk and wearing my new noise cancelling headphones. I couldn’t hear anyone around me, so I let out a nice long fart. Every desk behind me was occupied and the fart was not silent. FML

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Luckster 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:18

wow.... how much of assholes can people be? It's not like you can control your own bodily functions. Maybe they should have just closed the vents.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:20

It's like... it's like your asshole is Mt. Vesuvius and the poor toilet is Pompeii and all of its unsuspecting residents.

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Luckster 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:18

wow.... how much of assholes can people be? It's not like you can control your own bodily functions. Maybe they should have just closed the vents.

Zezing 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 16:53

Yes you can, its pepto bismol! :D upset stomach, DIaRRhEA!!

W33nie 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:40

oh yeah

aerosenna 0

Friday 10 December 2010 11:18

* blearrrggghhhhhhhhhhhh pluak! pooot.. * "ahhhhhh" sounds good to me .. :)

GGnoRe 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:19

What's wrong with that? Now everyone has something to remember you by!

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:20

It's like... it's like your asshole is Mt. Vesuvius and the poor toilet is Pompeii and all of its unsuspecting residents.

onehotdemon 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 21:00

LMAO! well said =P

GGnoRe 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:22

I feel sorry for all those little water molecules :(

commentator10101 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:25

"not everyone needs to hear", are you implying that only certain people do need to hear... what kind of a pervert are you... no one should need too or indeed want too listen to evacuate your bowels

onlysoph 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 10:17

What the hell? Like #1 said, you can't control your bodily functions. Maybe she got sick at work or has irritable bowel syndrome. She was in the TOILET at work. She didn't realise that everyone could hear her through the air conditioning vents. Sounds like her work needs to sort out their bathroom issues

alicexox 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:36

does that mean they can smell it too?

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:52

Trying to... can't... stop.. ah screw it. Diarrhea song commence! When you are walking down the hall and feel something fall... Diarrhea... Diarrhea...