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By rawr - 20/04/2011 14:15

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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By tgpgs - 19/01/2011 14:55

Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML

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Leave me alone

By Quortney - 22/07/2015 04:20 - United States

Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML

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By gotta euthanize em all - 29/11/2014 19:45 - Canada

Today, while at work, I had to spend an hour and a half on the phone, listening to an old lady relive her entire day in excruciating detail. We're not allowed to hang up on customers, and she was extremely quick to dismiss all my attempts to steer the call back on topic. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By Kim - 22/03/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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By LoveTheElder - 11/05/2016 01:38 - United States - San Clemente

Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2012 19:43 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I went to a job interview at a small family-owned business. After the interview, the owner's son took me into his office and told me I'm not getting the job and to get out, because apparently, the old man thinks I'm "possessed by a demon". FML

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Asshat

By marenthehollow - 31/10/2016 00:33 - United States - American Fork

Today, I got yelled at by a customer for saving them money. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30

Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML

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By retail hell - 12/07/2015 13:11 - United States - Waterbury

Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

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Im_An_FML_User 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:47

What did you do to make her think that?

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 20 April 2011 18:58

Maybe OP is a ginger? Since we have no soul and are evil, you know..

Comments

Lieto 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:24

You gotto look really seductive then

ultrabroski 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:34

trololo

Junebugfrenzy 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:35

i would have said "yes, yes i am. now hold still it'll only pinch a bit" lol old ppl r kinda funny in that goofy way!

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:35

Old people are the best. They can get away with anything and just chalk it up to their age. GET THE **** OFF MY LAWN!

MuffyStJacques 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:46

My grandmother got out of a ticket by using her age as an excuse.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:37

Lol yeah most gingers and not attractive haha

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:16

Nah, just Ginger men. For ginger women, often the soulless bit is all the selling points they need. On a random note; how did petite men and red hair end up tied together though? It's like a cruel joke on the soulless ones.

ugliness 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:25

yeah :( I'm a Ginger male sadly naturally going brown >_< still ugly tho if you can't already tell >_< life sucks when you're ugly and souless

jvillan87 5

Wednesday 20 April 2011 20:46

36 can take my soul to hell. I wouldn't mind at all.

simpleplan239999 1

Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:13

Awwww bro. I bet you're cuteee. (:

NailVarnishFan 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 11:26

Being soulless is harder than it looks.. D:

almira_fml 5

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:44

that made me LOL.....

WiiMessi10 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:52

just dont let her perform an exorcism on you haha!

Iknoweverything 29

Wednesday 20 April 2011 19:52

You could have just went along with it, and said something like "I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't realize this job was going to be so difficult. I'm going to tell satan I quit." And then walk away.