By LoveTheElder - 11/05/2016 01:38 - United States - San Clemente

Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27

Ah dementia, the gift that keeps repeating.

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hipposteve 21

He controls the weather.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

She should sue you for negligence

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DeadxManxWalking 27

that's the joke

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Chloe555_fml 27

Ah dementia, the gift that keeps repeating.

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nix1993 41

*Whoosh!* That's the sound of the joke flying right over your head #20

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LyricaSilvan 29

I should not have laughed at that, but I did.

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xsnqw 9

Well you don't wanna it to starve, then you've got a whole nother FML to write

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Tripartita 44

Haha, what a rookie mistake on her part. Why doesn't she just imagine her friend is full whenever they get hungry? Seriously, this is imaginary friends 101! Pfft. Mine is currently eating imaginary roast beef, but it's slightly burnt. :( Nothing you can do about that, though.

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snarkytruth 37

But to her the friend is not imaginary. Dementia 101 !

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ezrocks4u 29

You should have known that blue gets hungry too, he may be an imaginary friend, but he still needs to eat...

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jeffprobs 29

Your job is to take care of her, in which case just appease her

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HoboMeth 33

Did you give back her change in Monopoly money?

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jimeple 12

I say do it to please her. She's elderly and has paid her dues. Respect.

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laden_swallow09 34

Leave perfectly good food out in the open to rot and stink because some demented old woman literally cannot tell the difference between reality and fantasy anymore? No. At the very most, OP should just go along with the make-believe, but say that Imaginary Jerry already had his lunch, is acting like a greedy bastard, and should go on a diet because he can barely fit into his pants, anymore.

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