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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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You OK in there?

By stinkypants - 10/11/2011 03:15 - India

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 06:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I was in a rush and didn't notice that the bathroom stall I chose at work had a broken lock. Halfway through my business, a coworker barged in. We locked eyes for an awkward eternity. FML

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Luckster 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 9:50

Dude, it's a bathroom. What was she expecting?

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 10 September 2009 10:16

Maybe OP's vaginal area resembles the forests of Mirkwood? Or perhaps a ruptured whoopee cushion?

Comments

DEVASTATOR 12

Thursday 10 September 2009 17:42

leafhead your an idiot as simple as words go. and OP that suck FYL for sure

tubaguy42 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:03

I love when people say things like "your an idiot" or "your stupid." There's nothing like calling someone else an idiot while proving to be one yourself. :-)

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:19

I love it too, tubaguy42! It's a beautiful thing. :D On a side note, I misread your name as "tub-a-guy" as in "tub of guy". Whoops.

chloe2114 4

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:31

it says tuba as in the instrument dumbass

skidbubble 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 18:35

Fake. What kind of bathroom stall has a latch / lock on the outside?

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:28

Maybe the kid's never seen a grownup dropping bombs before. Her mommy and daddy probably lock the door when they drop a deuce. That or maybe the loud farting or the grunting scared her. You really want to scare her? Show her a used tampon and tell her that's what 's in her future.

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 10 September 2009 19:44

Win, win, win.

feminist19 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:38

wow sounds like the security guys were hanging around outside the toilet door, either that or usain bolt is working there, how long were u sitting there with door open and your pants around your ankles after the girl started screaming

Egotistical 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 21:43

I too thought the OP was a boy until reading the comments. It would have been so much better if you were. Fyl: you're probally now viewed at work as a freak Ydi:why didn't you hurry up and close the door?why didn't you hurry up and pull up your pants? Since you're a girl it's not that bad though since she's a girl too and you guys have the same body parts yours is just farther along in developement. But you know little kids think anything that's like that is major gross. Example:nakedness,kissing,etc. Funny for me sucks for you. Not too mention the kid. [:

caramelluv 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:53

why does it seem like no ones seeing the real fml? it's that the security was gonna think she's trying to do something with the little girl...if it was a guy even worse you know how paranoid the US is....they always find something to dump u in court.. ps I know it's a woman

birdofparadise 16

Friday 5 August 2011 18:36

Or the real FML was because security is all men and she still had her pants down.

pilingcrap 0

Friday 11 September 2009 0:44

i don't know if i beleive this why would security come in the womans locker room and why would the little girl scream seing a GIRL in the GIRLS bathroom and why was there a little girl at work anyway?

Jason_Q 4

Friday 11 September 2009 2:34

YDI for not doing a quiet ninja dump like I do. stealth

dave202 0

Friday 11 September 2009 2:41

I don't know how this got in, I moderated it and clicked no without a second thought. I bet the security just closed the door and you went on with your day.