By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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upandover 15

Poll: can you stop mid-pee? Respond below

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Tripartita 44

Don't think of yourself as covered in piss, OP. Think of yourself as slightly less vulnerable* to jellyfish stings! *Psst, the slightest bit of research shows that Friends episode is actually bullshit, but let the OP have their moment.

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upandover 15

Poll: can you stop mid-pee? Respond below

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NeatNit 32

yes but it takes a few seconds and holy **** is it uncomfortable

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cootiequeen4444 11

yes. I've had the same thing happen to me as OP a few times but thankfully with a less pissy result. I never really considered the skill as lucky to have but now I'm well aware how much it beats the alternative ... though I'd probably go home rather than hang out at work for the rest of the day potentially smelling like pee and most definitely being uncomfortable. Pretty sure any reasonable boss would understand.

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danceinconverse 25

Nope, once I'm going I am peeing and it won't stop till its out. I didn't know people could so easily. I need to do more kegels apparently...

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DeadxManxWalking 27

reluctantly yes

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SpyroMello 29

Depends how badly I had to pee. If I was dying to piss, then no. If it was just abnormal urge to pee then yeah, easily.

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arcticnette 4

of course I can...I am in control of my body.

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TheNoNameGuy 20

you bolted up as in you were sitting down?? is this a two gender bathroom?

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turtle_darkness 17

My job has a single person bathroom in the office for employees

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turtle_darkness 17

Piss poor job on locking the door.. Maybe you'll remember next time.

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Bubblez2009 15

I hope you get over this one day Op! But make sure u lock the door from now on

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Tripartita 44

Don't think of yourself as covered in piss, OP. Think of yourself as slightly less vulnerable* to jellyfish stings! *Psst, the slightest bit of research shows that Friends episode is actually bullshit, but let the OP have their moment.

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nitant 13

But why would you get up? I am sure your co-worker closed the door back

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Lalala579121 27

Well at least he was sorry. Also good news, you'll never forget to lock the door again.

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HollowMamba25 7

YDI 'cause you should have just covered yourself and kept on going. I'm sure your co-worker would have closed the door. Regardless, sorry to hear that OP.

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Fireant_man 6

Most of the time it's your coworkers taking the piss out of you

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Nickimariek 20

You had to have had peed a lot for your shoes to squish while walking

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