Today at work on my construction job I wasn't feeling good and... - FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2017 20:38

Today at work on my construction job I wasn't feeling good and ihad to use the bathroom. The port-a-potty on the 7th floor had no toilet paper. The one on the 5th floor didn't have any either....I didn't make it to the first floor. On my way home now to clean up. FML.

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