By What a happy day - 14/01/2013 17:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Wow, that is utter bullshit. I mean, COD?

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BookWorm13 3

Your family sounds awesome. Want to trade? My sister hates when I play video games

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Pleonasm 35

Lolwut you would choose a video game instead of your brother's wedding? Can't you play those same games every other day of the week anyway?

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SoylentCandycorn 10

If by "awesome" you mean "absolute shitty human beings" then yeah, they are awesome.

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BookWorm13 3

Sorry I forgot people can't detect sarcasm over the internet my bad

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copo37 7

62. I don't think there was an ounce of sarcasm in your statement. I think it's probably true your sister hates video games and you'd be delighted to have one that liked them, and your profile said you wanted to be a video game designer.

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BookWorm13 3

Of course there was. Yes I would enjoy having a family that supports me in what I would like to do for a career but I love my sister she has been there for me though my brother's death to my mother getting a mental illness ,I don't even think I would be alive if it wasn't for her and I feel sorry for this man for not having a sibling to be there for him. I guess I should have been more clear

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acanedo 17

Sorry that happened to you & sorry ppl are assholes and don't get sarcasm....but you seem to have shut them the hell up. Kudos

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threer 30

62 and 109, It's not ******* sarcasm. A joke? Maybe. But stop pretending you have enough intellect to use sarcasm.

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jellyghost 12

No excuse for that. I hope your new family is more considerate and congrats on your marriage:)

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Atchoo 8

If that's the best you've got, you might want to get a new man.

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nstonez 6

Was he at least baked enough to make a cake for y'all?

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VScpu 3

That would be a very interesting weeding cake ingredient

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SenselessPattern 12

This pun was not terrible. I wonder if people got it...

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RabidBunny 10

Congrats on your marriage! Don't feel bad enjoy this moment. My siblings also abandon me to play COD and get high (but not necessarily in that order) :D

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Catkam623 27

Replace their weed basil best way to get em back

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jizzwold 21

Anyone who takes their stash out and doesn't notice that it has been switched with basil isn't very perceptive.

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DanielleinDC 33

True. It should be oregano, not basil. Really, OP, your siblings sound terrible. I hope your wedding was otherwise joyous, without those two fuckwits you call siblings.

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strawberrywine22 30

I'm sorry OP. I feel your pain. One of my husband's sisters slept through our ceremony and I had to leave my own wedding reception to go get her, and the other one showed up about six hours after we left for our honeymoon.

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perdix 29

#22, a stoner. Did you read the whole story? Maybe you can find the Spark Notes for it.

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Seany_93 17

Thats just ******, CoD really you have so much time to play that but your own sisters wedding? once in a life time!

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mikenikes14 8

Um, actually it was their brother's wedding. The bride doesn't have a best man, that's the groom. But I agree, it was quite relentless of them to skip an event that meant so much to their sibling.

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60cent 7

Listen to Afrom man song which is called " cuz i get high" then u will understand :)

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lilsawty2 8

He's probably secretly in love with the bride and drowned himself in weed to dull the pain of you marrying her. Or not. You know, whatever? FYL

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CreamGravy 36

#33, I think you're probably on to something there. No excuses for the brother, he's still an asshole for not coming, but you could see how it would be an awkward situation for him, especially as the best man.

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