Miscellaneous: Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was...

By What a happy day - 14/01/2013 17:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, both my brother and sister missed my wedding. She was playing in a Call of Duty tournament, and he got so high that he forgot about the wedding completely. He was my best man. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 03:07 - United States

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

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Outcast

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML

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Brain fog

By dhskkf - 28/08/2013 00:23 - United States

Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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A day to remember

By Disappointed - 16/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By GoFigure - 15/06/2016 13:33 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML

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What about me?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 14:00

Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML

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Bad taste

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

Wow, that is utter bullshit. I mean, COD?

mmaflake 19

Monday 14 January 2013 22:53

Love cod. But not that much. Ouch.

Comments

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 15 January 2013 0:26

Tell the Bride's family that your sister could'nt make it because of a active duty commitment, and your brother, a man of high places, is temporarily indisposed.

pmnilsen 2

Tuesday 15 January 2013 0:36

At least now you have a new family

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 15 January 2013 0:39

that sucks op, congratulations though

pinkgreenblue 1

Tuesday 15 January 2013 0:47

Your siblings are selfish. Sorry :/

harman944 4

Tuesday 15 January 2013 1:15

Weed is where its at

Dimence 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 1:34

High on score or high on drugs? But I still don't think it would matter...

SoylentCandycorn 10

Tuesday 15 January 2013 1:49

Your siblings are assholes. No easy way of saying it.

Mf2307 15

Tuesday 15 January 2013 1:58

some people are so addicted to video games but shouldnt be so addicted that they forget your wedding

thrifting 18

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:05

My aunt showed up to my brother's wedding wearing tattered jeans and an old tshirt with the tasmanian devil on it, reading "does not play well with others"... So it could be worse.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:10

Unless your sister is professional meaning playing for money/career she could've skipped that. Your brother is just a douche. But I doubt this is the first time they've failed you so epically. So are you really surprised?