Miscellaneous: Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed...

By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML

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By Johnny on the Spot - 12/02/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

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Stoking too close to the sun

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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Trashed

By rainey - 03/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Kyzahhh 7

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:57

I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower

techweed 12

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:54

That bastard should pay for it

Comments

Wheredidgrungego 12

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:27

Warning: retarded lawnmower drivers in mirror may be more hazardous than they appear.

itsame0987 18

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:53

Thank you! I needed a good laugh

77777771 12

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:39

He prob did it on purpose

77777771 12

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:39

He prob did it on purpose

Tiz88 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:32

Idiot....isn't it clear to you, he did!

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:47

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there ... with a keg, a bag of weed and a bunch of pre-paid hookers. I saw that one on YouPorn ... I got a good driver discount and a serviceable boner.

upyourzlolz 11

Wednesday 28 September 2011 23:29

Please. State farm jokes are getting old.

castrosabeast 7

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:27

Man that sucks I hope you aren't going to have to CUT into your savings.

batman_516 9

Wednesday 28 September 2011 21:51

Dad jokes FTW!!!

absolutegrrr 7

Thursday 29 September 2011 8:35

I don't understand why CUT is in capitals?

rae_munchkin 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:42

Shouldn't they have to pay to fix it? That's awful!

XKXKKXK 10

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:46

Hey, asphalt gets an itch every once in a while too.

yourkindacool18 5

Wednesday 28 September 2011 21:24

Admit it. We all thumb our own comments.

j3ebrules 13

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:07

Oooh. I wonder if the place has to pay for it. I really hope you don't have to pay a huge deductible or get an insurance hike because of that dumbass.