Work: Today, Club Penguin finally shut down. I then got a call from...

By Brett - 03/04/2017 22:00

Today, Club Penguin finally shut down. I then got a call from one of my employees, who said that he needed to take a day off from work to, "emotionally deal with the issue." FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 105

You deserved it 422

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By courtbabbbby - 12/02/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 733

You deserved it 43 779

Miss you

By RIP - 20/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I went on Roblox and logged onto Work At A Pizza Place for the first time in almost a year. I ended up spending a decent amount of time crying because I forgot my pet in the game is modeled after my cat, who died four months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 461

You deserved it 174

Seems fair

By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 20:00

Today, so far, 3 of my employees have requested tomorrow off because of "emotional damage" due to Toys 'R' Us closing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 579

You deserved it 353

By notsohappilyeverafter - 26/11/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 192

You deserved it 3 765

The wizard

By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 14:00

Today, we had our busiest day at work all year with lots of angry people calling, and a co-worker called in sick. I went to my local game shop after work, exhausted and upset, and guess who was at his usual table running a Dungeons and Dragons group, apparently not too sick to go out. Yeah. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 094

You deserved it 198

By anonymous - 02/11/2016 04:18

Today, it was the first day of my new job. It was also the last day of my new job. I got a call immediately after finishing my shift to be told the company has "decided to go in a different direction" and will no longer be needing my services. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 818

You deserved it 852

By fired - 17/09/2013 04:36 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 084

You deserved it 99 079

Sigma grind mindset

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 02:00

Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 788

You deserved it 93

By Anonymous - 01/02/2015 10:21 - United States

Today, my boss explained that the company will be letting me go. She got so upset that she couldn't leave her office and I had to console her. I had to make her feel less sad for laying me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 053

You deserved it 2 702

By mylifesucks - 02/12/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my 2 week Christmas vacation my boss was talking about wasn't for this year, but 2010. I spent the day with my husband cancelling flights to Florida, and explaning to my 8 year old why we were not going to Disney World. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 478

You deserved it 4 965

kristinjeaneen 21

Monday 3 April 2017 22:19

It's a traumatic day for all of us.

daengh 15

Monday 3 April 2017 23:55

Let them "emotionally deal with" the issue of "I need a new job".

Comments

LudA9844 11

Monday 3 April 2017 22:10

What is club penguin

Steffi 26

Monday 3 April 2017 22:30

You haven't lived!

saffy66 34

Monday 3 April 2017 23:00

Apparently I haven't either

Neevster 18

Tuesday 4 April 2017 4:53

It's an MMO for kids

Undiscovered_X 8

Tuesday 4 April 2017 5:28

Yeah and used for an amusement for adults lol. That's why it's off the web now.

Cali 54

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:25

*was

kristinjeaneen 21

Monday 3 April 2017 22:19

It's a traumatic day for all of us.

TheJokerDK 7

Monday 3 April 2017 23:33

I'd fire him

daengh 15

Monday 3 April 2017 23:55

Let them "emotionally deal with" the issue of "I need a new job".

Jacobus_G 3

Tuesday 4 April 2017 1:26

the sequel to Club Penguin was already online before club penguin shut down it had a lot of really devoted fans

Jacobus_G 3

Tuesday 4 April 2017 1:26

the sequel to Club Penguin was already online before club penguin shut down it had a lot of really devoted fans

Neevster 18

Tuesday 4 April 2017 4:53

We haven't all recovered yet :'(

Miss_080 21

Tuesday 4 April 2017 6:20

What's club penguin?

WolfyGrace 24

Tuesday 4 April 2017 7:04

An MMO for kids where you played as a penguin.

WolfyGrace 24

Tuesday 4 April 2017 7:06

I wonder what his reaction was 4 years ago when Toontown shut down

RockPrincess26 16

Tuesday 4 April 2017 10:39

******* millennials.

Cali 54

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:27

wow ok rood

RockPrincess26 16

Tuesday 4 April 2017 12:53

You need to learn how to spell. And it's the truth.

Mike3258 18

Wednesday 5 April 2017 20:51

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

RockPrincess26 16

Wednesday 5 April 2017 21:37

Obviously you are since first of all, you replied. And second, you're name calling.

Keywords

Love Cheating Money Relatable Work Jealousy My ex Accident Health Medication ADHD Weather Snow Miscellaneous Awkward Embarrassing Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Weird Dating AITA Sleep Annoying Parents Mental health Furniture Kids Gross Friends Fight

The Top

Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 150

You deserved it 5 868

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 092

You deserved it 471

The Top

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 792

You deserved it 6 071

Today, my father informed me that he is going to divorce his bitch of a wife, but told me not to say anything to mess things up, in case he wants to "hit that one more time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 915

You deserved it 147

Today, I wanted to surprise my roommate by picking her up from class with her dog. Her dog decided to surprise me by dumping a load on my passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 096

You deserved it 16 504

Today, I'm trying to quit smoking because I'm actually running low on money. I just realized that I'm actually spending a lot more money and gaining more weight by eating junk food to relieve my anxiety than what I used to spend buying packs of cigarettes. I can't afford a psychologist, either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 751

You deserved it 251

Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 353

You deserved it 19 210

Today, Facebook severely restricted my account, all because I edited a comment too many times. Apparently, all of the vile shit I see on that website every day is perfectly okay, but editing a comment is not. Some mental gymnastics right here. First world problem, I know, but very frustrating nonetheless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 372

You deserved it 149

Same thing different taste

Miss you

Seems fair

The wizard

Sigma grind mindset

Top comments

Comments