Scoundrel

By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6

Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.

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TouchDown_fml 0

Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)

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TouchDown_fml 0

Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)

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wheatie 0

you're not even dating? just hanging out for 2 months and you have sex? && ddnt know he was engaged. obviously didn't know him well. still FYL op:(

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snarky_fml 0

Wow, what a class act. Hope she finds out before she actually marries the jerk.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.

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vee_baby 0

WHAT A JERK! track this fiancé down and tell her yourself. tell her you have an STD (even if you don't.. i hope you don't) and say you had no idea he was seeing someone (you didn't.. so it cancels out the first lie) and that she should probably get herself checked out. yay, revenge is fun!

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HandsomeRatch 20

#4, what has the fiancée done that she deserves to be scared to death, on top of being incredibly hurt?

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Flora_fml 6

#3, w00t. The fiance thing is sick enough, but he only asked AFTER and I presume after sex with no protection?!?!?

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sarahvalasco 0

um if you hung out with him for two months shouldnt you know if he was engaged?

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SilentGround 0

hey #7. if the dude's that big of a jerk, chances are that he kept everything about his fiance from her and made sure that she didn't find out about said fiance during the time they were hanging out.

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skiesofgreen 0

#7 if the guy didn't want her to know he had a fiance (which based on the situation he probably didn't) it wouldn't have been that hard to keep it from her, especially if she didn't really hang out with anyone else in his group. Still I'd find the fiance, she deserves to know what a jackass her to-be-husband is

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smarty_tarty01 0

i def. think u should tell the fiance... and then tell him you were diagnosed with a terminal STD and make him think he is dying... he deserves it. what a jerk!

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FML_Elle 17

Or just tell her the truth... I think hearing your fiancé is cheating is bad enough! Also, if she gets herself checked out and the results are negative for STDs she might think OP was lying about the whole affair.

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