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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 16:50 - Bangladesh - Dhaka

Today, days after I broke up with my girlfriend, my dad tried to make her feel better by inviting her to our family BBQ next weekend. FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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By Brandon - 04/08/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML

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By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By justgreatgirl - 11/06/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else, my parents offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Boyufd - 30/08/2021 18:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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knoxxx 22

Monday 10 June 2013 2:22

I can't imagine why she would even want to go.

ciigoeswtf 11

Monday 10 June 2013 2:21

I can already feel the awkward. Good luck, OP.

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iwadasn 32

Monday 10 June 2013 4:17

Well, it's clear whose side he's decided to take in the break-up.

ravenxcorvinus 9

Monday 10 June 2013 4:18

your dad likes your ex better than you.

Cazz91 21

Monday 10 June 2013 4:23

Don't worry, you will pull this off like a boss. Perhaps try talking with your father first and explain how his possible good intentions are actually a terrible idea. If he still insists upon it, tell him challenge accepted and then proceed with your actions from there when the time comes.

buddy51 23

Monday 10 June 2013 4:23

Nothing like seared meat over charcoal to heal a burned and broken heart OP!! YDI for breaking her heart and crushing her soul!

Tymaster5 22

Monday 10 June 2013 5:08

You're kidding right?

emilyjgraham 34

Monday 10 June 2013 11:12

I hope so. I'm going to assume they're trying to get a reaction, which we shall not give them!

buddy51 23

Monday 10 June 2013 11:16

Score!!

drjohnnyboy 15

Monday 10 June 2013 4:39

He probably thought that she was..... SMOKIN' Nobody? Ok.

havok87 11

Monday 10 June 2013 4:41

Your dad is an idiot.

b7o7r7 1

Monday 10 June 2013 4:47

Whose side is he on?

BradyButts93 13

Monday 10 June 2013 5:04

That's awkward. You should just hide in your room the whole time.

Raykyogrou03 12

Monday 10 June 2013 5:22

Maybe he's trying to get you back together?

cowgirl4ever 4

Monday 10 June 2013 5:30

Tht has to suck

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