By forever_young - 13/05/2016 13:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML
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gracehi 31

One of the coolest people I know is really short. Granted, he's Tyrian Lannister, a fictitious character I've never actually met, but still.

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JCWolfGirl 14

I know how you feel op, I'm 22 and only 4'10"!

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CutePichu 11

Looks like your growth sprout is a drop out

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MasterTron 24

Stop drinking coffee?

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bamrd 4

It's a really old wive's tale that states that coffee stunts your growth. According to another wive's tale coffee also makes your toenails turn black and fall off. Apparently coffee was seen as dangerous by mothers in the past. I think that #2 is making light of the silliness of those tales, rather than being serious about coffee having any powers against human growth plates.

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ThrottleJockey 35

If drinking coffee stunted your growth then I should be a foot tall. Instead, I'm the second tallest person in my family at 5'6".

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MasterTron 24

I was only joking guys. I like picking on my mom with this joke. Because she is like 5'9" and I'm 6'2"

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andresmad33 4

don't kid yourself. you're still short.

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gracehi 31

One of the coolest people I know is really short. Granted, he's Tyrian Lannister, a fictitious character I've never actually met, but still.

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tygerarmy 35

"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."

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PhantomKitty 26

"I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples, bastards, and broken things."

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JCWolfGirl 14

I know how you feel op, I'm 22 and only 4'10"!

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FuckThisLogin 32

Well if OP is actually going by real stats, you've still got well over half a foot on them. Also, they could be a guy because gender isn't specified.

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CheekyRaccoon 27

You guys are both taller than me. I'm 23 and only 1'6".

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Mauskau 35

I'm 20 and I'm 4'11. Today I went shopping with a girl who was 6ft and it was so helpful to have her there, for some reason the smaller sizes are on the top shelf!

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emma1441 7

That's okay, I have a friend in 8th grade and she's only 4'6". You only grow until you're like you're supposed to be, you just didn't take as long as the others did ?

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kirkaygri 18

Actually, there are medical conditions that cause you to stop growing too soon. My daughter has an adrenal insufficiency that makes her 4 ft 6 in at the age of seven and she might not hit 5 ft as her adult height. Without the AI, her projected height would have only been 5 ft 3 but it would have been nice for her to get all her inches in. I tell her to learn to taylor.

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naviajack626 16

This would be really awkward if OP wasn't a girl...

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kafka13 9

“If you can't be seven feet tall, be seven feet smart.”

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tzna 1

You're not alone! I'm 4'9'' in high school.

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thefaekitten 29

im 4'9 in 7th grade, but i see no sign of growth. haha ?

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