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By toeloezz - 26/09/2016 18:02 - Netherlands

Today, during a regular checkup at the dentist, I got a wisdom tooth pulled out which resulted in me looking like a fat hamster. Tomorrow is my first day as an English teacher in high school. FML

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By GuitarNerd - 23/01/2017 22:41 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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By Julie is in pain - 06/07/2012 17:11 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I had eight teeth removed in preparation for getting my braces fitted. My winter break will now consists of barely being able to sleep or eat, tasting blood, and looking like a goofy-ass chipmunk. FML

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By Dominique Richards - 20/02/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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Hangry time

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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Hole in one

By Anonymous - 24/04/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML

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By HR - 16/12/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

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The whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

By Anonymous - 01/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 September 2016 8:52

Tell them your name is Miss Hampton and do the Hamster Dance for the entire class period. Add that your curriculum is rodent based: Of Mice and Men, Rabbit, Run, etc.

hkhan24 23

Tuesday 27 September 2016 8:48

I hope this doesn't affect your pronunciation!

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njaminami0 7

Tuesday 27 September 2016 19:24

Tell them you were in a fight and they should see the other guy - instant respect. Just kidding OP, good luck with your new job

interesting33 36

Tuesday 27 September 2016 20:18

Own it. Dress up as Jacques von Hämstervielfrom Lilo and Stitch,

jimeple 12

Tuesday 27 September 2016 21:30

You could've rescheduled.

tonyfan00 38

Wednesday 28 September 2016 0:25

May God help you...

AceOfBlack 2

Wednesday 28 September 2016 2:07

Yeah, no... That would require an oral surgeon, and you'd have to schedule the appointment weeks in advance. I second your call of bullshit.

Bifloman 8

Wednesday 28 September 2016 3:19

Your mouth will heal but your grammar will still be atrocious. Are you certain you are an English teacher?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 September 2016 3:21

I'm sorry this comment is currently getting downvoted -- I thought it was pretty funny. I'm envisioning a teachers' lounge full of fat hamster people.