Kids: Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 00:33 - United Kingdom - Knowle

Today, during dinner, my daughter rudely cut into my conversation and gushed that she's "like, totally" going to audition for a reality TV show next year, after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity, I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

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Got talent?

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By Cerise - 05/03/2022 18:00

Today, my sister commented that she wants to audition for The Voice and that she’s sure she’ll make it to the finals. I said, “You have to have raw talent to do so.” I realized the severity of my comment too late as she teared up and stormed out of the room. My mom took my Macbook and car keys away. FML

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Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

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It's the new thing!

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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Saturday 27 October 2012 5:08

You raised her... Just saying

oj101 33

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:08

Faith in humanity -200 points.

Comments

liv_graham 7

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:33

It's obviously Teen Jeopardy.

hatesfate 6

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:54

Because that's obviously a reality tv show...

BunchieRules 31

Saturday 27 October 2012 8:15

35 - Because 24's comment obviously wasn't a joke.

maddygirl820 10

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:40

Restrain yourself? I would've slapped her silly.

crashley21 10

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:53

Seriously? I've submitted better fml's that haven't been approved. This one is pretty lame. There are superficial people like the daughter everywhere.

hatesfate 6

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:55

Kinda like yourself who thinks that FML should take your fmls because of your biased views about it being 'better'

Posthuman 26

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:56

Slap some sense into that bitch

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 27 October 2012 5:58

You restrained yourself for a whole 5 minutes? Wow!

corruptedlol 2

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:07

Simians: 1 Humans: 0

BananerzFresh 12

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:24

Next Snooki right there. -.-

yenidewi 11

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:27

yeah

kryxen 14

Saturday 27 October 2012 6:41

I like how most of the comments seem to be from teens. Makes me wonder what their parents would do. Also I think a better punishment would be to not allow her to watch those shows.