Miscellaneous: Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry...

By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 14:04 - United States - Midlothian

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML

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By allwrong - 16/03/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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Sins of the Mother

By speedster - 24/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML

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Awkwaaaaard

By notwhatithought - 21/08/2015 19:43 - Germany - Erlangen

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

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By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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lilhellian 26

Wednesday 23 October 2013 18:51

So is there any chemistry between you two?

kathryn14 19

Wednesday 23 October 2013 18:51

That's totally weird. Definitely inform him that you do not have a crush on him. Even if you do, lol.

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angelitared 27

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:01

Yes! Sexy teacher!

sports237 5

Wednesday 23 October 2013 22:50

What if he's disgustingly ugly?!?!

olpally 32

Thursday 24 October 2013 6:40

Fugly?^ lol. Na, she was CuTe though, k.

jerryj 27

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:02

Tell him it's true...you have an Orange Crush for him! Hell, even give him two cans!

AshleaJstudent 16

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:05

This is why you don't tell your parents about these things lol FYL OP

hanabi12 6

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:06

o.o that must be awkward, just tell him with a straight face that you dont.

sethicles1 2

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:08

Just go in and tell him your mom likes to project her feelings by telling everyone they are yours. that should be fun to watch ;)

cakefete2 30

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:18

That is a genius defense. On behalf of the Cochran firm, i would like to offer you a position.

Emilystar0298 9

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:09

You might just wanna let the teacher no you don't infancy have a crush on him! Even if you do!!

mkymouse90 17

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:12

Wow sometimes moms just tell it as it is.

Futacy 29

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:14

Tell yo momma's friends about yo mommas self-help collection. Sh e may not have one, but THEY don't need to know that.

cakefete2 30

Wednesday 23 October 2013 19:21

Depending on how old OP and the teacher are, mom might have done her a solid. Let's say OP is a 17 almost 18 high school student, and teacher is 22 or 23 recent grad....