By Rohirus - 07/06/2012 23:09 - Sweden

Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
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Same thing different taste

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TheFamilyElf 17

You know what they say. It's only awkward if you make it awkward. Just kidding, that's awkward as hell any way you slice it.

blondebrunette11 4

Did he wink when he said "Son" ..?

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You don't say "son" like that in Swedish, we don't use it like that.

HurpMcDerpington 0

Just take off your clothes, get some cereal, sit across from him, and ask for the sports section.

Shouldn't you be the one begging for a new pair of eyes?

My dad normally walks about in the nude, so I'm kind of desensitized.

It would have been awkward if it was a daughter.

PandaSpots 10

Technically, you're gonna need a new brain. Your eyes do not record any if your memories. I recommend finding a well suited doctor that can give you a brain transplant- though I bet they don't have these- or going to the white house to find a time machine which will then bring you to the future where you can easily erase that one memory. Good Luck!!

johndeere96 0

I wouldnt be able to eat at that table ever again. Haha can u say scarred for life?!

mckibabe 7

No, that's when you turn and sprint away!

Reminds me of Hal from Malcolm In The Middle...