Health: Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two... - FML

By AndelleRae - 22/02/2012 12:02 - United States

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:02

This is mine. They are two and three years old, and while I tried to give them little buckets, they didn't always make it in. It's my job to watch them because I am their full time live in nanny. My sister works third shift and her husband recently passed away, so it's down to me to take care of them. Everyone is over it now, but it was a pretty nasty couple of days, for sure.

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loserman67 35

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:59

Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!

Pelreskovich 11

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:57

That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!

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Loser10000 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 0:05

that....... sucks.

lexajordan33 7

Thursday 29 May 2014 15:29

my son does that. he threw up on me ten times last time he had the flu he was two at the time

Aspyr 10

Sunday 29 June 2014 14:19

Lock them into the bathroom

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