By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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DontClickOnMe 28

Maybe they wanted you to chase them as motivation. Good job though for doing some exercise! Don't let that mugger stop you!

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Blazingcrono 6

I guess the mugger gave OP a run for his money!

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2O12 6

Maybe they picked on you cause they thought you couldn't outrun them.. FYL, OP.

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rreyes79 0

This is why I carry a gun.

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MCTime 12

Yea, good idea. That way while they're mugging you they can take it and use your own gun on you.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Run circles in the basement instead.

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perdix 29

Now, you've got a great excuse to plant that ass on your couch and fatten up. How boring the world would be if everyone were fit and of relatively normal weight! Fatties are funny, and the morbidly obese make the merely chubby feel better about themselves.

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RokNRoll11 9

2nd amendment protection. Never leave home without a pistol.

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d10cat 0

I know Arkansas has a concealed handgun program and you have a right to protect yourself just a thought

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aigroeg 0

That is just mean. you have to invest in a walking machine. I hope you didn't lose much valuables and did not get hurt

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Calyx_fml 21

Joggers usually dont carry anything but a house key.

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Bobissmall 13

I carry my £250 iPod touch and my £50 phone -_-' Luckily I live in a very quiet area.

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tsquaredyosur 3

That's gods way of saying there is no hope for you!!!!

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