Love: Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several... - FML

By TrashGirl - 24/06/2018 01:30

Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML

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By Sarah - 01/01/2013 15:15 - United States

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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By Jeri - 12/02/2010 08:41 - United States

Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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Bye, dipshit

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Merrimack

Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 06:00

Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML

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By you would - 04/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By sadwife - 31/05/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML

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By CUNTCUNTCUNT - 29/01/2014 21:28 - Australia - Slacks Creek

Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML

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By Nikki - 30/05/2010 16:29 - Canada

Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML

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real life problems 26

Sunday 24 June 2018 1:47

And they say men forget anniversary dates

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 June 2018 1:37

Silly man, paper is a 1st anniversary gift! He should have served you the notice on nice bronze tablets for the 8th anniversary. Next time, marry a guy who knows his shit!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 June 2018 1:37

Silly man, paper is a 1st anniversary gift! He should have served you the notice on nice bronze tablets for the 8th anniversary. Next time, marry a guy who knows his shit!

real life problems 26

Sunday 24 June 2018 1:47

And they say men forget anniversary dates

TheUnforgiven 8

Sunday 24 June 2018 3:43

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RudyH621 25

Sunday 24 June 2018 13:43

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Raymond Wolf 9

Sunday 24 June 2018 19:28

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ThrottleJockey 35

Sunday 24 June 2018 19:55

F^3

chubbear 14

Sunday 24 June 2018 20:35

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Zekfen 17

Sunday 24 June 2018 5:48

I would argue that is a well thought out gift also! He did you a huge favor!

cbchawks 14

Sunday 24 June 2018 6:04

damn OP. let karma wreck him. just curious tho, what kind of gifts did you get him. I'm looking for ideas and am up the creek..

vaderfc 19

Sunday 24 June 2018 10:08

well im sure he put some thought into that gift as well

Davros 12

Sunday 24 June 2018 10:42

who knows, maybe you got the better deal

Takegami 22

Sunday 24 June 2018 15:36

I have no words. I hope he stubs his toe in the doorframe on the way out OP

Lalala579121 27

Monday 25 June 2018 0:15

That's 15 words.

dexter420 21

Sunday 24 June 2018 18:20

Its al about that Bass no treble

Angel Meadows 8

Sunday 24 June 2018 20:08

Wow, he could have done it before or after not ON the anniversary...

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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