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By Nic - 13/09/2016 20:16 - United States - Orlando

Today, for the first time in months, a potential employer was willing to give me a job. On my way out of the interview, I tripped over and broke a 1000 dollar glass table. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2018 19:00

Today, I started a new job at a glass shop and my boss asked me to vacuum. I ended up tipping over and shattering the most expensive bong in the shop, which retailed at $3,000. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 16:58 - United States - Portland

Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By kernewek - 26/05/2011 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 10:00

Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML

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By tattooapprentice - 01/12/2018 17:30

Today, at my first day of my dream job, I dropped a delicate $700 piece of machinery on the ground. FML

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Bad omen

By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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AC98 19

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:04

Damn, you're supposed to break the ice in the interview not the glass, op. Hopefully you made a lasting impression besides that and you get the job tho.

MidnaLink 33

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:06

You can always skim that from your paycheque… presuming you did get the job. I'm just hoping it was a desk position, not so much moving.

Comments

SpaceToast 25

Sunday 2 October 2016 6:28

Maybe they'll hire you for making them realize that buying a fragile, glass table for 1,000 dollars is ridiculous.

loser_mgee 2

Sunday 2 October 2016 6:30

Hey, maybe you'll be hired and you'll have to pay off your debts and find a potential love interest? ((Kiss kiss fall in love!))

species4872 19

Sunday 2 October 2016 7:08

Is your house trying to kill you as well?

Lovelywoods 2

Sunday 2 October 2016 9:18

Haruhi is that you?

mariri9206 32

Sunday 2 October 2016 11:42

YAAAAAAAS! ANOTHER OHSHC FAN! It's not often that we are able to pop out of the woodwork and make a reference/make it a fandom post.

142asdfqq 14

Sunday 2 October 2016 18:29

Weeb

Jaelkus 28

Sunday 2 October 2016 10:48

Guess you could say we are through the looking glass?

qteabutt 12

Sunday 2 October 2016 10:52

You should of gotten up and started cleaning up, show em you can take responsibility! But really OP I hope your alright and didn't get stabbed by tiny shards of glass.