By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 009
You deserved it 2 100
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

WCARlover 34

Well you're going to the gym for a reason...I'm sure the bigger biceps will come with time. A better personality for her probably will never come.

272 7
everydayGalaXy 11

If not having big biceps is the reason for her to say no to a date then move on. No big loss there.

220 6

Comments

everydayGalaXy 11

If not having big biceps is the reason for her to say no to a date then move on. No big loss there.

220 6
GrinchFu1 27

Is there a gym where people can go to work on their tact? No? There should be. Dodged a bullet on that one though... Shallow people will nitpick you to the point where you actually believe there's something wrong with yourself. You're good. Screw her.

52 4
FMLUser404 4

Sounds like a bit of a prick, but she also was saying that she didnt find you attractive. so im split 50/50

6 26
WCARlover 34

Well you're going to the gym for a reason...I'm sure the bigger biceps will come with time. A better personality for her probably will never come.

272 7
BestOrginalName 22

Her loss, OP Her true colors shine brighter than a unicorn's shit. At least you found out now, rather than later in your (potentially) committed relationship.

23 6
nigeriangirl 13

What a tactless way to speak. Sorry op.

6 3
PaolaBlack 7

I completely understand if she didn't find you attractive, but there's no need to be rude. You can always work on your biceps, but even then you don't have to modify your body to impress anyone but yourself. You'll find the girl that will see past that type of things. (:

19 4
RichardPencil 30

As she walked away, you shoulda said, "Maybe so, but you've never seen a tumor bigger than my penis!" When all is lost, a Hail Mary like that just might work!

15 22
latenerd 11

I don't know why this is getting down votes, that's a pretty funny response.

3 6
kilobravo 12

Yeah I totally agree! That's a hilarious response. :-)

1 3
Misoranomegami 16

Just as a general rule women tend to go to the gym to work out, not be hit on. While she definitely could have been nicer about it I wouldn't suggest leaving the flirting for somewhere else unless you're very sure there's reciprocal interest.

39 7
LyricaSilvan 29

Clearly, he WAS sure. He said himself that he thought it was going really well. He just ended up being wrong.

1 9
latenerd 11

I think #11 meant, be sure there is interest BEFORE you start hitting on someone. Who knows, maybe she was rude because he wouldn't take a polite hint to go away.

14 1