Miscellaneous: Today, for the first time since kindergarten, I won! I came first!...

Really good chance. OP is dumb as shit if he thinks it's a FML you are almost guaranteed to get in if you are first on the wait list. YDI but that's a good thing so congrats

zahidnasir 22

Friday 5 June 2015 16:18

maybe YDI coz of your grades sorry if i am wrong

muarif 19

Friday 5 June 2015 16:45

Bruhh. Spoke like a true Asian.

zahidnasir 22

Friday 5 June 2015 17:55

thanks for that racist.

DrCheese 16

Friday 5 June 2015 16:21

Better than a flat out rejection, just sayin.

bradoiler 15

Friday 5 June 2015 16:32

keep your head up OP it'll happen have some faith

S_Gnu 17

Friday 5 June 2015 16:35

If you're on the waiting list for an MA, then I assume you already have a BA, which means you've already accomplished something of note.

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