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Are ya winning, son?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my son has taken over the bathroom, crying because he almost lost his virginity but finished in 10 seconds in his pants. I’d have more sympathy for him except I’ve got IBS and the other 4 people who live here all need to pee. If he doesn’t come out soon, I’ll have to kick the door in. FML
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mcsmee 7

Maybe he shares a bedroom with an older brother who lasts long enough to get it out of his pants and into his date.

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Wadlaen 23

Why does he have to cry in the bathroom? Doesn't have have a bedroom where he can do that? Especially considering the situation described.

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Wadlaen 23

Why does he have to cry in the bathroom? Doesn't have have a bedroom where he can do that? Especially considering the situation described.

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mcsmee 7

Maybe he shares a bedroom with an older brother who lasts long enough to get it out of his pants and into his date.

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jkjorn 16

Or maybe his frustrated date is still in his bedroom wondering why he ran off?

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