Intimacy: Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my...

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2019 18:00

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By talktothefacecausethehandswanking - 22/06/2013 18:54 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, my husband decided he would rather rage-wank to my mum's Facebook profile picture than make love to me. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By FamilySecret - 29/01/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

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rallison22 22

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:04

That is so ******* messed up

SarcasticShade 16

Sunday 8 February 2015 0:04

WTF

Comments

Alex6986 10

Thursday 12 February 2015 4:51

O.o

zykrithium 22

Thursday 12 February 2015 22:24

I mean... at least it wasn't a picture of her corpse?

skittles1794 8

Saturday 14 February 2015 8:02

You need a new boyfriend.

44345 9

Monday 16 February 2015 16:29

creepy as ****

Fayern 13

Tuesday 17 February 2015 14:00

I would be getting a new boyfriend. That is seriously morbid.

ctcountrygirl94 6

Tuesday 17 February 2015 19:45

that's beyond messed up x.x

shortbrunette34 5

Thursday 12 March 2015 4:11

Dump Him!

EVILvasquez19 12

Friday 20 March 2015 4:32

Oh shit that sucks. I really hope you dumped his ass and kicked him in the balls.

red_head_magee 7

Saturday 21 March 2015 4:00

i know what he's into

idekflowers 6

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:24

what the actual ****

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Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall and the toilet paper had ran out. I had to use the socks I'd just bought. FML

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