Awkward, Teachers and Pervert: The pervs win again

The pervs win again

By Thanks for nothing, assholes. - 08/07/2022 01:59

Today, we received the answer to a report we filed against a calculus teacher from our high school, who was sexually harassing several girls from our group, most of them still underage. They won't sack him because he's a tenure teacher. FML

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By jaycee - 28/01/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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You little shit

By UN4 - 27/05/2015 16:25 - United States

Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:52 - United States - Westerville

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By omg - 25/03/2011 00:43 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 21:44 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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Inappropriate

By Abandonedandbroke - 09/06/2021 03:59

Today, my husband quit his teaching job, the job putting bread and butter on the table for our family. The reason? He wants to date one of his students he’s been seeing on the side, and wants to make the relationship "official and ethical." FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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Bogrbon 27

Friday 8 July 2022 2:05

Sexual harassment was pretty much #1 reason a tenured college professor would get shown the door. A high school teacher with minors - this is one that should 1. be communicated to local news (or national news if it's a big district) and 2. should result in student walkouts/pickets. This guy doesn't need just fired, he needs jailed.

AzraelAngelus 15

Friday 8 July 2022 3:04

File a police report that will speed up his termination

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Bogrbon 27

Friday 8 July 2022 2:05

RichardPencil 30

Friday 8 July 2022 2:25

Tenure doesn't protect you from sexual harassment charges. Apparently, they just don't believe you.

Bogrbon 27

Friday 8 July 2022 2:34

Or they didn't want to fight the union. A (male) friend had a female teacher describe a vivid sex dream she had with him, in front of witnesses. Administration made her write an apology and gave him an automatic A in the class rather than properly deal with the situation.

AzraelAngelus 15

Friday 8 July 2022 3:04

File a police report that will speed up his termination

Anderling 32

Friday 8 July 2022 7:30

Go to the media with that reply. They’ll have a field day and the backlash against the school will cause them to get off their butts and do something.