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By Anonymous - 07/11/2019 12:56

Today, I accidentally left my vibrator charging all day. When I decided to use it, I took it off the charger and without even turning it on it went to the highest setting and won’t turn off. It’s 3:30 in the morning, everyone’s asleep and somehow wrapping it in blankets makes it even louder FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 7 November 2019 17:28

No sense in letting that charged-up battery go to waste. ;-) Maybe your moans will cover up the sound of the vibrator....

erick2lit 7

Sunday 10 November 2019 15:34

damn kinky ass girl

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jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 7 November 2019 17:28

No sense in letting that charged-up battery go to waste. ;-) Maybe your moans will cover up the sound of the vibrator....

erick2lit 7

Sunday 10 November 2019 15:34

damn kinky ass girl

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