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By grossedout - 29/08/2013 16:26 - United States - Endicott

Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML
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ApollosMyth 22

Well, I hope it was snot too hard to explain.

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KylieMangion 22

I cannot believe why a grown man would do that to his own baby O.O

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Inked0803 12

And you reproduced with this man? Good choice

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rt156 16

That is disgusting,ur husband is disgusting

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cloco_fml 5

Is your husband retarded?

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marcranger 28

If my reading of STFU, Parents is any indication, that's nowhere near the worst of what's going to wind up in the kid's hair. Good luck, OP!

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mansen 15

"Hey honey can you get me a tissu...aaaaachooo!"...*sneezes onto babys head, finishes up by wiping nose on babys hair. "Nevermind! Hey! Did you know that the kids hair is totally soft and absorbant??".

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shanannygians07 28

Well at least you taught your husband not to wipe them on the walls or his own clothes

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xredlips14x 2

well that's pretty discusting #andigoderpderpderp

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TogeBara 12

why are you doing hashtags on this site? It isn't twitter ya twit -.- you seem to have about the same IQ as the father in this FML on a side note, why did you reproduce with this...?

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BobbieH 19

Seriously, who does that? What possesses someone to even think of something like wiping their boogers into a child's hair? The whole thing just boggles my mind! I think your husband needs to spend some time reading Ms. Manners!

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Bluekaren16 19

Clever people would definitely not do that.

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LilFlutter 10

If only you hadn't named your baby "Kleenex"!

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