Love: Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank...

By turdtonomor9 - 12/05/2013 14:08 - United States

Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

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By KeepOnTruckin' - 18/05/2019 17:50

Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML

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By Depressed - 08/03/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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By veebenjoo - 28/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2010 18:24 - Canada

Today, a friend of mine came to my house with tears in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually, her mother found out she was dating a girl, so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're "dating" now. FML

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How very dare you!

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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By heartbroken - 30/03/2011 00:15 - United States

Today, I managed to convince the girl of my dreams to stop being so shy, and put herself out there to get her crush to make a move. It worked. And yet as it turns out, I'm not her crush after all. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:10

I can sympathize, OP, but you didn't have to agree.

maz95 17

Sunday 12 May 2013 19:11

That sounds like a really pathetic prank to me. I don't know why you helped him out to make yourself look like a laughing stock though!

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aimeecuria 9

Monday 13 May 2013 16:43

You poor thing! Just get in his pants and hopefuly he likes it ;)

YourVoiceofReasn 6

Monday 13 May 2013 16:44

Hidden feelings, maybe? Perhaps he wants to actually be with you, but is just to shy to admit it. Ask him if he wants to do anything else when this is over, see where things go from there. I may be wathing too many romantic movies lately, but, I digress. Talk to him.

MermaidAnnariea 10

Monday 13 May 2013 19:51

or OP could be a guy, and his crush could be straight, which is why it might freak everyone out. (i'm on my ipod, and it doesn't say whether OP is male or female, so i apologize if it does and i just don't see it)

lukeyhoward79236 17

Monday 13 May 2013 20:08

You never know, he might have taken a secret liking to you and wanted to get to know you better before he said anything?:)

razzledazzle21 23

Monday 13 May 2013 20:35

Maybe this was just his way of really asking you out and he just wants to see how his friends react? Maybe not but it is a possibility.

tbenson0628 14

Monday 13 May 2013 21:01

Try reverse psych and say you wouldnt want to be caught dating him either. Then, he'll be perplexed and probably take dating you more seriously knowing not every girl wants him. i dont know. its worth a dhot right?

Anonymous_17221 11

Tuesday 14 May 2013 0:41

Awe I'm sorry

baref00tmama 15

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:40

Your own damn fault, OP. Why on earth did you agree to such idiocy?

sagegoodenough 4

Thursday 16 May 2013 4:58

guys did this to me all through school because i never had a boyfriend. i can sympathize (but i also never agreed, i found out way before hand that it was a prank)

cyberomega 4

Sunday 19 May 2013 14:57

Then don't develop crushes on arseholes. Fairly simple really. I bet there's at least one really nice guy you know that's you're completely ignoring for no good reason.