By wasliedtoasakid - 13/04/2016 02:34 - United States - Turlock
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Hello! OP, here. I appreciate the comments, especially the hilarious sarcasm and puns haha! :D So here's the full story: I just came out of the gym after P.E. (before the bell rang so everybody was still in class) and there was this kid like 30 ft away (going to the bathroom, I assume) and since my hair was really messy, I took out my brush, which is one of those full-size brushes that folds. So apparently this kid thought I had a pocket knife or a switchblade or something because of the way I unfolded the brush (image the same motion you would use to crack a whip or flick a wand or whatever - that's how I opened it because my hands were full). Also, I guess the kid thinks that I brush my hair with a yellow knife...? Anyway, he reported me. I got sent to the Dean and I explained what happened and showed him the "weapon." Luckily, he believed me and not that shit-for-brains kid, so I didn't actually get expelled.
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That's worse than a gun. Hairbrushes kill 9 billion children every year. You need to check your privilege.
Ban assault brushes.
Well I accidentally brought a pocket knife to school because I forgot to take it out of my bag after vacation. My teacher saw and didn't give a damn.
That was common at my school, I carried a multitool every day and knew many students and teachers alike that carried knives. How times have changed.
When I was in high school, I would walk in with a saw slung over my shoulder, a pocket knife clipped on my backpack & a bag full of tools (for engineering club). No one even stopped & asked me why I had it.
Alright rapunzel! Bring a frying pan next time!! You show them!!
It's ok, I almost got expelled for having my asthma inhaler
Sandman2015
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Only school administrators and CNN can mistake a brush for a gun. Especially a nice yellow one. Or is this one of those high capacity assault brushes I've been hearing so much about?
ulissey_fml
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So you point it at people , yelling : " Frise " ? ( Who knows, one day people might catch on French/ English puns . In the meantime , I 'll just chuckle to myself . Silly fun, but harmless .)
Chapeau! I hardly ever comment, but for this had had to log on.
ribx
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Merica? Merica.
What do you use to write then? Obviously a pencil is also a weapon based on that logic along with textbooks. One last question does your school have floor to ceiling padding?
I guess this is what happens when you are a red herring ah ah...., anyone ok
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It's okay OP, I got detention once in 2nd grade for bringing a knife to school so that I could make a sandwich at lunch time
I would have loved to hear the kid's story to the Dean. "So, I saw someone take a switchblade out in the bathroom, open it up, and threaten their hair with it."