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By atmac95 - 27/02/2010 21:28 - United States

Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML

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By Himynameisjacob - 05/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2022 12:00

Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML

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By mandy - 01/08/2009 01:51 - Australia

Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 351

You deserved it 4 597

By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By I write sins not other people's essays - 12/05/2016 03:13 - United States - King George

Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML

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You deserved it 1 060

By Gottalovepeople - 31/12/2017 01:34

Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML

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By stupid - 24/09/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML

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By lauren555 - 27/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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fueledbyshar 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:09

Get off of FML and get writing!

LtHoward 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:04

Your own fault for having an F in the first place.

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somebodyshy 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 20:57

two words: cloud computing. look up syncplicity, dropbox, or sugarsync.

doglady 16

Tuesday 2 March 2010 21:35

Kids these days...once upon a time we actually used to WRITE papers by HAND if we did not have access to a computer.

jgill87 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 8:35

answer to my question? (#220)

joe_uncool 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 20:09

8 pages? you can knock that out in a couple of hours if you put your mind to it. especially if you've already started writing it before.

FMdailyL 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 4:46

So, somehow, without a computer, you're putting up this FML...makes perfect sense. Also, try using a pen and paper. It works just as well.

kainpwnsu 19

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:43

Did you try WRITING? you know... using paper and a pen/pencil/crayon/chalk/eyeliner/anything-that-leaves-a-mark?

bubidood 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:33

wipe her hard drive

Phillipdeboul 0

Monday 26 April 2010 5:13

PROCRASTINATION FTW

ygerlleeonw 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 10:08

This FML makes no sense...

JayMorales 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 7:20

you can't type it but you can go on fml???? f-f-f-fake

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