By BEE - 10/10/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML
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Same thing different taste

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How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

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Seriously, why the hell would you LEAVE your line to go see a baby? That's just weird. Like, "Oh, Hey! Ive been waiting for 20 minutes, but there's a person over there that I don't know with a baby! I should leave my line and approach this stranger." Hello, common sense? This just makes you a creeper....and not too bright.

ooo I moderated this! made me laugh sk much, I do stuff like this! x

guilliano 0

ah, i believe you are a co-co nut

your_mother 0

YDI for not being able to distinguish between a coconut and a baby.

You think a baby is cute if it has thick, brown hair covering the entitity of it's face and a goatee to match? You have some weird taste.

luvbird1 0

ur about as smart as a coconut lol jk...